I know a lot of stuff about stuff

Sometimes, it is what you know that’s important after all.


Ken Piper, July 30, 2016

I know a lot of stuff about stuff. I know this because I have a diploma that my sister gave me that says so.

The only diploma I ever hung on the wall.
The only diploma I ever hung on the wall.

When people find out I have a doctoral degree, they say, “Oh, you must be so smart!” I guess I should just be flattered. But the truth, I must say, is that getting a degree is more about perseverance than about being smart. I am sure I am right about this, and not just for me; there are certainly a lot of people who have fancy degrees who don’t seem to have much sense.

Yes, I know a lot of stuff about stuff, and some of it is useful stuff, like knowing how to build an automobile engine from a box of parts. (It’s not so bad really; just start with the longer bolts.) I also know all the things you need to know to build a house, although I have yet to put them all together and actually do so. I know a lot about plants, too, and I’m always learning more, but that does not stop me from killing a bunch of them along the way.

Some of the stuff I know is not so useful after all, such as knowing where and how much oil and gas you might be able to find off the Pacific Coast (some of you might recall an article I previously wrote “My job was safe and secure, but it did not satisfy my soul”). And, I know a bunch of trivial stuff that is only useful for annoying or embarrassing my kids. For example, I know a 1950’s commercial ditty that includes the address of Stanley Chevrolet. (I know you’re dying to know ” … two blocks off the Santa Ana Freeway, 11980 East Firestone…”). I remember the name of Barney Google’s racehorse, and can recite “Springtime in Alaska” to the tune of “Springtime in the Rockies” – yes, throw your underwear away.

Knowing about stuff can come in handy. I bought my first two cars for a total of $47 and put them together to make one working car. The choice of those cars may not have been the best. On the outside, they looked the same, just one model year apart. I assure you, there is a big difference between SAE and metric.

Then again, some stuff may not seem useful to you, but may be very important to others. A good friend of ours spends a lot of time checking in on certain kinds of birds. He knows the difference between a Piping Plover and a Snowy Plover, and between a Willet and a Wandering Tattler. This may seem trivial to most of us, but for the shorebirds and those who want to protect them from beachgoers and their dogs, this can make a big impact on their survival.

Sometimes it is what you know, not whom you know that’s important. What stuff do you know that’s useful in your life?


1 thought on “I know a lot of stuff about stuff”

  1. This is such a cool post, Ken!

    I love the things you know because I know nothing about cars, or building things. So when I want that done, I ask someone who knows about that stuff. And I am grateful that I do – another Piper. I think you guys have the genes for it or something.

    Isn’t it wonderful that we could actually share the stuff we know, and then it would be a stuff sharing session? Sounds like a good party to me.

    Thanks for writing this!

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